Why My Sister Does Better Recaps than the News

Sis: "You know that ol' birth control patch that was too good for us fat women?"

elle: "Mm-hmm."

Sis: "Why..." she smiles, then shakes her head, "I don't mean this in a bad way for the women who used it. But why they cause pulmonary problems and blood clots?"

elle: "Girl, for real?"

Sis: "Mm-hmm. They already being sued. That's what they asses get, trying to leave us out."