Spectator Sports

My brother's softball team recently played in a tournament that benefits sickle cell anemia research. In honor of the games (and because I love to challenge pseudonymity), I had this made:

My son's father is also on the team. His shirt said G.O.A.T. Poor thing; he's immodest and delusional. G.O.A.T = Greatest Of All Time. The highlight of the tournament was my friends and I thinking of alternative G.O.A.T.s. A couple I remember:

God's Orneriest Asshole, Thanks.

Getting Old And Tired.

And my favorite, submitted by my sister-in-law:

Good Only At Triflingness.

You know you want to make suggestions!