Thursday, July 13, 2006

Things I Hate

Christian themed e-mails that include the following guilt trips:

1. If you don't have the time to read and forward this, don't be surprised when God doesn't have time for you.

2. Why can't you forward this? If it was nasty or dirty, you'd do so without thinking!

3. When becoming a Christian, you accepted the duty of spreading the word and bringing more people into the kingdom. If you don't forward this e-mail, you will have failed abysmally at that task.

And finally...

4. If you are a real Christian...

6 comments:

RageyOne said...

I feel ya. I dislike receiveing them also and I tend to delete them without reading them.

nubian said...

hahaha. i lov number 1!

Elle said...

ragey: i still feel a moment of fear when i delete, though ;-p

nubian: i really got that in some e-mails. sad!

Carla said...

LOL, I like this post, because it is sooo true.

trillwing said...

Teehee. Because of those guilt trips, in my opinion the e-mail is nasty and dirty. :)

JustMe said...

hilarious!

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