My son's father is also on the team. His shirt said G.O.A.T. Poor thing; he's immodest and delusional. G.O.A.T = Greatest Of All Time. The highlight of the tournament was my friends and I thinking of alternative G.O.A.T.s. A couple I remember:
God's Orneriest Asshole, Thanks.
Getting Old And Tired.
And my favorite, submitted by my sister-in-law:
Good Only At Triflingness.
You know you want to make suggestions!