I'm sorry. I usually say this shop is closed for business. I'm unpartnered, my son is 10+, and my patience level is negatively correlated with my forgetfulness--I'd leave the house with a bag and no baby, I'm sure.
But, to be honest, I also say it because there are so many babies around me--niece and nephew under 1, two-year-old goddaughter, etc.--that I get my baby fix (I do love how sweet and warm and good they feel and smell) vicariously. Plus, I have 21, 19, and 18 yr old nieces and a 17 yr old nephew, so in six to ten years, I suspect I'll have all the little bitties I can handle.
Then after that (in 20 yrs or more, I hope :-) I'll be ready to be "Big Mama."
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OMG, I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you SO much!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo
welcome, welcome, welcome.
In my little corner of the netoverse, BFP means "big fat positive" pregnancy test.
elle, you totally had me fooled.
:/
LMAO.
I'm sorry. I usually say this shop is closed for business. I'm unpartnered, my son is 10+, and my patience level is negatively correlated with my forgetfulness--I'd leave the house with a bag and no baby, I'm sure.
But, to be honest, I also say it because there are so many babies around me--niece and nephew under 1, two-year-old goddaughter, etc.--that I get my baby fix (I do love how sweet and warm and good they feel and smell) vicariously. Plus, I have 21, 19, and 18 yr old nieces and a 17 yr old nephew, so in six to ten years, I suspect I'll have all the little bitties I can handle.
Then after that (in 20 yrs or more, I hope :-) I'll be ready to be "Big Mama."
(See how I plan out everyone's lives?)
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