So, it's finally getting cold here. I just pulled out a pair of jeans from last winter. Now, while my tops might get a bit snug if I gain weight (it goes straight to the boobs!), I usually don't have to worry about bottoms.
So, I pulled out these jeans...
When I tell y'all that I am in a Tight. Ass. Mess.
I mean, the kind of Tight. Ass. Mess. in which I look down and see one stomach sitting on top of the other, in which my thighs are alternately begging for mercy and whispering as they pass each other.
And thanksgiving, which happens to be my birthday this year, is coming up?
It's going to be a long winter.