That's what my Aunt Mary, Trin's mom, says when shit irks her. Not irk--irp.
My own dear mother has anemia and when asked will tell people, "Yes, I'm anemia."
That irps my ass.
I've noticed that when my sister and I buy things online and people ask us where we got item a, we both say, "I bought it offline."
What are some of your grammatic/linguistic peccadilloes--things you know aren't quite right, but you just can't give up?