...Under Ulrich Zwingli, New Hampshire became the first Protestant state outside Germany?
...Transubstantiation is when you burglarize the church?
...Martin Luther had more than 95 Theses; it's just that only 95 would fit on the door?
...said truncated theses primarily critiqued the Church's selling of 1) Bibles or 2) alcohol?
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