So, last night I was talking to my cousin, Janna, my goddaughter's, Belle's, mother. Belle (seven-years-old!!!) interrupted our conversation with an important announcement.
Belle: Guess what?
Belle: T.I. is cheating on you with Tiny!
(I'm assuming she's caught some of Tiny and Toya)
Me: (dramatic gasp/sigh) I know. We gone have to find us somebody else.
Belle: You go ahead. I'm keeping T.I.