Not sure what you call this:
Accused Drunken Driver Ends Up Running Over Self
Kinda old, but I hadn't seen it, and I was struck by it (pardon the pun) to say the least.
Further evidence of why you drinking should be done in moderation:
Man Arrested After Walking into Sheriff´s Office Drunk
Of all the places to stumble into when you're drunk! And that article actually contains the following:
He dropped to the floor and refused to move. At that point, a deputy used a taser on Blevins. He then was willing to comply with deputies.Really? Wonder why he changed his mind?