On a recent trip...
The Kid (to my nephew): You know that song, I'm in Love with a Stripper?
Sister and I eye each other speculatively.
The Kid: Anthony (a 2nd grade classmate!!) says a stripper is a woman who takes her clothes off and you give her money.
Nephew: Ugh! Aunt Elle, the Kid is talking about women taking their clothes off.
Elle: Why are you talking about women taking their clothes off? Don't talk about women taking their clothes off!
Nephew (whispers to the Kid): What about boys?
The Kid: Now, that's just nasty!
Sister: Why is it nasty for men to take their clothes off but not women?
The Kid: I don't know! Who wants to see that?
Elle: Some people like to see men take their clothes off.
The Kid (irate and challenging): Who? Who, Mama?
Elle: Who the hell let you hear that song anyway? And why does Anthony know what a stripper is?
Sister: Elle, why are you arguing?
Should've been, Elle why are you avoiding the important questions?