So that I can say things like this:
1. Right now, I am sleepy and my bra is so tight, it feels as if the strap is trying to fuse with my skin.
2. I am so looking forward to American Gangster. Denzel, Common, Idris Elba, and Chiwetel Ejiofor on one screen?
I'ma have to take a towel--but not for tears :-p